wife said:
“You will name your broken car, what is it called Bobcat, what is it called Lele, what is it called Cruiser, what is it called Pony, what is it called Xiaoji. You call it, does it agree?
When you park your car, you will always look back and look at it a few more times. As for your broken car, you can’t sell it for a high price, and burning oil is like sprinkling water. You don’t even want to give it to others!
Install a bunch of junk on the car every three days, even if you have an iPhone X, you still install a radio station! Do you want to send a report to some little girl, without deleting the record, right? !
You have a good road and don’t take a bad road! He was so upset that his liver fell off, and he smiled like an idiot.
When traveling, you stop to take pictures first, thinking that it is for the old lady, but you call the old lady to let me go. Are you trying to die? !
The set of broken tires you replaced are big, bumpy and noisy, and you can’t get on them in a short skirt, like riding a tractor. Drives like a vibrator, sounds like a generator.
When I asked you to wash the car, you said it was mud from Tibet, and it was an honor to hang it on the car. Why don’t you bring back your tibet shit after air drying, it’s still shit from the top of the world!
You hang out with a group of dubious people all day long, either playing in mud or soaking in water, drilling into the woods and down the river beach, a bunch of crazy people! I need money to refuel every day, but the fuel tank is leaking? Or is there a third party out there?
The key is that no matter what you wear, it won’t match you. If you go to a banquet, it’s either a jacket or hiking shoes. Are you going for a picnic or mountain climbing?
The car looks like a repair shop, with a bunch of air pumps/tow ropes/oil/tools, as if married to a repairman!
The car can’t get into the underground garage of the supermarket, and I always have to walk for five minutes with large bags. You are not tall, but you have a high heart!
I’m getting more and more out of business, buying a camera and a gopro, buying a GPS and not having a voice are all incomprehensible dots and lines!
Why are you becoming more and more immature, the car is full of car stickers, why don’t you go off-road without brothers, why don’t you not eat without a wife? !
Whenever you have a holiday, you go to Inner Mongolia, Xinjiang, and Tibet. Your family was a sheep herder in your previous life, right? ! ”
If you can read so many small characters, remember to leave your footprints.
